"I need prisatsies." (privacy)
Mia & June lying on tummies in the tub and playing with the drain:
-"What are you doing girls?"
-"We are trying to save the water!!!"
"It's just repend (pretend) Mommy!"
"Jesus puzzles?! I love Jesus puzzles! I've never done Jesus puzzles in my whole wide life!"
Dad said "Pull up your pants- I can see some bum crack" (gross word, I know).
Mia replies, "What?! My bum is cracking?"
"There's the kingdom who had a dream!" -Mia, upon seeing Google's MLK illustration.
"Doffanin Stuffanin" for Doc McStuffin
"Aww, June is the sweetest sister in the whole wide town!"
"Mama, I want Raisin Browns for breakfast."
After cutting out a shape that looks like a gun, Mia said, "Look mommy it's a shooting gun…Just kidding! Actually it's a gasoline (pump). Hehe"
After impressing us with her grasp on family relationships (cousins, aunts, etc) Mia yawned while saying "I know stuff."
"Poop is not my favorite."
"I don't like you to put your hair in a pony because you look like a boy."
"Lap Chips" = chap stick
Mom- There are so many places in the world we could go. Where would you choose?
Mia- I would choose to get baptized and go to Rexburg.
Mom- Let's pull your braids back while you're playing so they don't bug you.
Mia- Its okay! I want them to bug me!
Mia- I like that big fat guy.
Mom- It's not good manners to call someone fat. That might hurt his feelings.
Mom- Well, then I will say he is just so cozy. I want to snuggle him.
When working on Mary Had a Little Lamb on the piano, June came along and played a few extra notes. Very angry, Mia yelled, "Junie! I'm trying to work on my skills!!!"
"Whew! I'm getting sweaty about cleaning up!"
Pointing to a life jacket at Costco: “There's the thing to go skateboarding on the water!"
"Mommy, Guess what? I love you really, really much like a big house."
Sentimentally: "mommy, you'll ALWAYS be my pillow."
When frustrated: “This is such a RUDE day!!!"
While talking about things people need in order to grow, Mia said, "and also birthdays. People need birthdays so they can grow bigger and bigger like a tall stick or a world."
"June, you want to play friz with me and the friz?" (Frisbee)
-what's a bomb?
-it drops from a plane and makes a big fire that hurts lots of people and things
-Did I do that?
-Drop a rock on the bad guys?
-um…no! of course not!
-But I want to do that! Did Daddy do it? Did you?
Mom is walking up the driveway and dad getting ready to leave for school: “Watch out for mommy! Don't squish your husband! I mean, your life!"
"Ugh! This keeps getting off the pokey!" In other words, the Velcro on my keens won't stick!
Mia, what is in your dolly's hair?
"It's just my hanatize that I got from my church from my teacher Mister Hainsworths! (hand-sanitizer and Sister Hainsworth).
We have a "merup" tree! (Maple + syrup)
What should we name the baby if it's a boy? "Mrs. Buttercup!"
Mom: "Stop wiping your hand on your shirt! I'm tired of you ruining your clothes!"
Mia: in a patronizing voice, "oh mommy. It's just because the baby is making you frustrated at me."
"I like the bad guy on Mulan with the hood and bird. I don't know why!"
"My tongue is like a baby because it moves around in my mouth."
"I know who our prophet is: Thomas Muffin!"
Dad: why do you like bug cars so much?
Mia: well, boys like tough things, an so does Jasmine, but girls like cute things and bug cars are cute.
"I just can't stop liking butter and baby movies."
Mia to Mom: "I look like the color of the NutTella, and you like the inside of the peanut."
"When Junie laughs she gets birdies on her face"
"My favorite milk is the one that starts with 'egg' that's only at Easter." (EggNog)
“Watson is just so cute; I don’t know what to say!"
"Oh my goo mess!"
Favorite word lately: MYself!
Occasionally when she wakes up, June will ask in a high, squeaky voice, "is a Jesus time, mom?"
I want a up-cake!
"I like Elmo."
Feeling lethargic with a fever, June had not said anything all afternoon. Then, while driving, a song came on with the word "hate" in it. Out of her silence, June yelled, "PASSWORD!" from the back seat.
Screaming through tears with all her heart: "no snuggling, no snuggling, NO SNUGGLING!!!"
When she first woke up, in her squeaky little voice- "I'm grumpy."
Walked in on daddy pulling on his garments..."daddy wearing pantyhose?"
Dad: Do you have a poopy bum?
June: No? I fine!
Mom: You are such a sweet girl.
June: No! I Julianne Pearl!
"A bee bonked my eye."
Trying to convince mom that she needs another taste of honey..."mo' honey! I a Pooh. I a Pooh."
“Where'd your gum go, June?" She points to mom's jeans..."in your pocket, silly mommy!"
Another gum adventure- while looking in an open exhibit at an aquarium, June began to climb in. Woa! Where are you going? "The fishy eat my gum!" Whoops!
When she is feeling intense or frustrated, points her finger and says either “EVER! EVER!" Or "YOU'RE OUT!"
What should we name the baby if it's a boy? "Soscar!” "Chapstick!"
Phrase used when feeling frustrated about something: “I’M TOO BUSY!"
"Daddy, you just go running?"
"Oh, you smell like running.”
“Mom! I’m getting stress-strated over here!”
While getting stuck on her bike: “I’m stuck in a squish-jam.”
While listening to Mom and Dad discuss the fact that it costs too much to drive to Sandpoint, June puts up her hands and says, “Stop. Guys. I have money. It’s in my scooter” (she has a penny hidden in the handle).
After seeing Mom toss two clementines into the air and catch them, “You can jiggle?!”
June: My poop just had a big, big, big, big seed in it.
Mom: Oh, what did you eat that had a big seed?
June: I didn’t eat it! It had poop on it and poop is yucky for our bodies.
“oop! I just fell down on your birthday rug” (I had mentioned several months ago to David that our new rug could count as my birthday present).